short. small joke.

feeling STRESS for this upward weekend with quizzes and test? 

read this.ultimately, this will make you want to 

BROU-HA-HA and of course..release a bit!

(1)Confuse

A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. is it a boy or a girl?

B: Its a girl. Shes my daughter.

A: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were her father.

B: I'm not. I'm her mother.

(2) Homework

Pupil: Would you punish me for something I didn't do?

Teacher: Of course not.

Pupil: Good, because I haven't done my homework.

(3) Get me?

Son: Dad, what is an idiot?

Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me?

Son: No.

(4) A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour and then she hung up.

Father: Wow! that was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened?

Girl: Wrong number.

(5) Bathroom

Little Johnny: Teacher, can I go to the bathroom?

Teacher: Little Johnny, MAY I go to the bathroom?

Little Johnny: But I asked first!

(6) Sacrifice

Man: I could go to the end of the world for you.

Woman: Yes, but would you stay there?

Man: I offer you myself.

Woman: I'm sorry. I never accept cheap gifts.

Man: I want to share everything with you.

Woman: Let's start from your account.

(7) A cup of tea

Patient: Doc, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea.

Doctor: Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink.

(8) Library

A man tells a librarian, "I wan to borrow this book: 'How To Become A Millionaire?', but there's a problem.."
"what's the problem, sir?" asked the librarian.
The man replies, " Half the pages are missing".
The librarian is shocked and asked,"Half a million is still not enough for you?"

(9) The psychology 

A man forgot his wife's birthday, and his wife was very mad at him. He immediately bought a bouquet of roses and put a note in it.
The note read: 'Darling, how do you expect me to remember your birthday when you never look any older?'


(10) The Kids  

A friend asked a divorced woman, "when you were divorced you had only a child, bu now you have three children, how come?
The divorced woman explained," well, he comes here occasionally to apologize".

You guys do need to smile n laugh in life..but, as long as you not cross over the limit..i would say that "both  recipes are medicine of a broken heart"